...his copy of "Altas Shrugged" in one hand and a bong in the other, Ryan invents a new conservative hobby. Thought excersizes for people who shun thinking. February 2010 The countries that once constituted Saudi Arabia, Yemen, Oman, Egypt, Morocco, Algeria, Tunisia, Libya, Syria, Turkey, Sudan, fearing threat from the United States and Europe, form The Islamic People's Republic (IPR). Political capital is Istanbul. It has the most oil of any country in the world, and is also one of the largest by population, with a very low median age.
Read the whole thing if you want to see what full blown GOP paranoia looks like filtered through the lens of a coddled frat boy who thinks taxes are an unvarnished evil, global warming is a liberal scam and the media
is responsible for the Iraq debacle.