I missed this while I was away, but it is worth noting that
Mike kicks ass. from the Protack, Ting, O'Donnell survey:
Question 3: Because you’re a Republican, this means you hate liberal social policies (and liberal-affiliated folk in general). Please put the following things in order from most morally evil to least morally evil:
a) The homosexuals
b) The secularists
c) The abortionists
d) Muslims
f) Michael Moore
g) Dixie Chicks
h) Science
i) Mexicans