I’m not a big
Delaware grapevine fan. I think Celia Cohen’s style of “inside baseball” reporting is a symptom of a distinctly Delawarean disease. I have previously discussed the disease called “onePartyopathy”.
The one party is “The Incumbent Party” and Celia Cohen is that party’s official groupie.
That said, she does have a great sense of the game and her one-liners are often on the money. So here is the best of Delaware Grapevine/early 2006 edition.
From Blue & Gold:
Terry Spence - Republican speaker – BLUE
He wants to win over voters with $250 for their electric bills. Oh, for the days it only took a half-pint of whiskey and a $5 bill.
John Still - Senate Republican minority leader – BLUE
He sends out postcards to try to find Senate candidates. Up next -- bloodhounds and milk cartons.
From "The Early Line”
U.S. House of Representatives, Democrats - Dennis Spivack - Wilmington lawyer
He earns the Democrats' gratitude for going where John Carney and Jack Markell fear to tread.I think Dennis Spivack is great, but this last item is funny because it is true. Note to Jack: There is still time. You could win.