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Thursday, January 05, 2006


Top Ten George W. Bush New Year's Resolutions...

10.  Fewer decisions based on wild, drunken hunches

9.  Have N.S.A. find out what really happened between Nick and Jessica

8.  Stop using Situation Room monitors to play X-Box 360

7.  More C-SPAN, less "Yes, Dear"

6.  Team up with leading scientists to make Cheetos even cheesier

5.  To capture and bring to justice King Kong

4.  Beat the twins at beer pong

3.  Respond to reporters questions with, "Bitch, don't go there"

2.  Scale back on grueling 12-hour work week

1.  "Who needs resolutions? Everything is fine"

---Late Show with David Letterman via Daily Kos

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