You don't have to "do" anything to get a great performance review from a republican. If your job is to "accomplish missions" you don't have to have accomplished anything.
If your job is to stop torture, you don't have to stop torture. If you SAY you are going to "spread freedom", that is quite enough. You don't have to do it.
If a republican is giving you a performance review just talk about what you are GOING to do, and they will think you are doing a super job. MikeM at Down With Absolutes
blogs today about a republican performance review of sorts. The performance review is for someone who is NOT supposed to kill people he is interrogating. Guess what? He killed somebody. Guess what else? His performance review is pretty good.
If a republican is giving you a performance review remember, words speak louder than actions.