I get spam from the GOP. The most recent email included the GOP's favorite gift ideas. So, I click on it and see this book:
The Bush Family Cookbook : Favorite Recipes and Stories from One of America's Great Families (Lisa Drew Books (Hardcover) by Ariel De Guzman List Price: $30.00The payoff was the awesome review from an unhappy customer:
This is just disgusting. Everything comes out of a can or an envelope, onion soup mix, canned cream of mushroom soup. This is the ultimate clueless-white-people food from the ultimate Clueless White People. There's not a hint of spice or flavor anywhere to be found, everything is drowned in glops of cream, and the combinations are repulsive. These recipes were bad enough when they first appeared on jar labels in the 50s; today there's just no excuse. No wonder they're such a creepy family, if they eat garbage like this.