I'm looking into my crystal ball and it's two weeks until the 2006 mid-term elections. Things aren't looking too good for the GOP and Karl is spinning like crazy, ooops, that's not Karl, he's been forced to resign because of Plamegate. Whoever it is, they're trying to come up with the gimick that will save the day. Wait, wait - a double wedding in the East Room will for sure distract the main stream media and the nation. The twins get married on live TV!
So we need a couple of boobs, I mean grooms. What should we look for in prospective husbands, sons-in-law to the Bush family? Well, we don't want anybody too bright, that would give the rest of the clan a complex. Besides, we don't want to mess up the gene pool with any possiblity of intelligence.
What other traits should we look for in prospective bridegrooms for the girls?